A man and his wife attend a high school reunion. The spouse continues to stare at a beautiful drunken lady swigging her gin at an adjacent table, glass after drink.His wife turns to him and inquires, “Do you know her?”

“Yes,” the husband sighed.She is my ex-wife. She began drinking shortly after our divorce seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”My God!” the wife exclaims.

“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”