One morning, the husband returns from many hours of fishing and chooses to take a nap. Despite being unfamiliar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She rows a short way, then anchors and reads her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up beside the woman and says, “Good morning, ma’am. “What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she says, wondering, “Isn’t that obvious?” “You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he tells her.”I am sorry about that officer, but I am not fishing; I am reading. “Yes, but you have all of the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any time. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.” “For reading a book?” the woman inquired. “Yes, this is a restricted fishing area.”
The woman raises her hands, “But I’m not fishing, I’m just reading! “Yes, but you have all of the necessary stuff. You will need to accompany me. “If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” she threatens. “But I haven’t even touched you,” admits the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment For all I know you could start at any moment.” The game warden says, “Have a nice day, ma’am,” and departs. Moral of the story: Do not tamper with a woman who is reading. She is extremely likely to be able to outthink you simultaneously.