Because his wife was mad that her husband spent all of his free time in bars, he took her with him one night. He asked, “What’ll you have?””I don’t know,” she said. “I guess the same as you,” she answered. This caused the husband to order two Jack Daniels and down his own in one shot.

Following his lead, his wife drank from her glass, but quickly spit it back out. “Eww, that’s SO bad!” She let out a noise. “I don’t understand how you can drink that!”The husband yelled, “Well, there you go!” “And you think every night I’m out having fun!”