A boy had to write a paper about giving birth, so he asked his parents, “How was I born?” “Well, honey,” the worried parent said, “an angel brought you to us.” “Oh,” the kid said. He asked, “Well, how did you and Daddy get born?” “Oh, the angel also brought us.”

“Then tell me about how Grandpa and Grandma were born.” He kept going. “Well, sweetheart, the angel also brought them!” The parent said. After a few days, the boy turned in his paper. The teacher was confused when she read the first sentence: “This report has been very hard to write because my family hasn’t had a natural birth in three generations.”