A woman about 8 months pregnant boarded a bus and observed the man next her smiling at her. She promptly went to another seat.This time, the smile became a grin, and she moved again: The man appeared more amused. When the man burst out laughing at the fourth maneuver, she complained to the driver, who arrested him. The case was brought up in court.

The judge requested the man (about 20 years old) to speak for himself. The young man responded. “Well, your Honour, as the lady boarded the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat down beneath a sign that said. “The Double Mint Twins are coming,” I said, grinning.

Then she moved and sat beneath a sign that read. “Logan’s Liniment will reduce swelling,” and I had to smile. Then she positioned herself beneath a deodorant sign that said.

“William’s Big Stick Did the Trick” and I couldn’t stop laughing. But, Your Honor, when she relocated for the fourth time and sat under a sign that read.
“Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident” I just lost it.