A soldier stationed abroad got a ‘Dear John’ letter from his sweetheart at home. It stated, “Dear Harry, I can no longer continue our relationship.” The distance between us is simply too vast.

I must admit that I have cheated twice since you’ve been gone, which is not fair to either of us. I apologize. Please return the photo of me that I sent you. Love, Kim. With broken feelings, the soldier asked his fellow soldiers if they could spare any photos of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, relatives, etc.

In addition to Kim’s photo, Harry included all of the other images of gorgeous girls he had collected. The envelope contained 43 photographs and a message that read, “Dear Kim.” I’m sorry, but I don’t recall who you are. Please take your image from the pile and return the rest to me. Take care, Harry.