Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting divorced. Mama Bear and Papa Bear are getting divorced.In court, they present a baby bear. The judge summons baby bear to the stand and asks him who he would prefer to live with.

“Well, not Papa Bear; he beats me,” adds Baby Bear. “So, Mama Bear?” inquires the Judge. “Oh no, she beats me even worse than papa bear,” says baby bear. “So, who would you like to live with?” the Judge inquires suspiciously.

“My grandma bear is in Chicago,” says baby bear. “Your grandmother bear doesn’t beat you?” inquires the Judge. “Oh no, the Chicago Bears do not beat anyone.