“After 50 years of marriage, I looked at my wife and said, ‘Fifty years ago, we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.'”

I now have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a wonderful huge bed, and a giant screen TV, yet I sleep with a 69-year-old woman. It appears to me that you are not defending your position.

My wife is a pretty reasonable person. She instructed me to go out and find a sexy 23-year-old girl, and she would make sure I returned to living in a modest house, driving a trash car, sleeping on a couch bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren’t elder women wonderful? They definitely know how to solve an elderly man’s difficulties.”