An older guy was telling a buddy about a new restaurant he and his wife had recently tried. “The food and service were great!” he commented. His pal inquired, “What’s the name of the place?”

“Gee, I don’t remember,” he said, considering. Then he asked his friend, “What do you call those long-stemmed flowers that people give on special occasions?” “You mean a rose?” inquired his pal. “That’s it!” he said, turning to face his wife, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?”