If you’re looking for a good laugh, you’ve come to the right spot; the following story will undoubtedly brighten your day. A husband and wife are at a church, listening to a lengthy ceremony. The woman cannot help but fall asleep. Her husband observes this and attempts to awaken her by prodding her with his finger. As he touches her, the speaker poses a question about the gathering that led the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt. The woman, startled awake, shouts.

“The Almighty!” before falling asleep again.As the ceremony progresses, the husband pokes her once more, just as the sermon inquires about the one who offered sacrifice for the remission of their sins. The woman, all tired, says, “Jesus Christ!” When the sermon asked another question, her husband attempted to wake her for the third time.

However, the time did not appear to be appropriate, as the question was “What words did Eve speak to Adam after the birth of their last child?” At this time, the wife was furious with her husband for repeatedly poking her with his finger, so she yelled, “I swear, if you touch me with that again, I’ll snap it in half.”