Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.

Two hillbillies enter a restaurant. While eating, they discuss their moonshine enterprise. Suddenly, a woman at a next table coughs while eating a sandwich. After a minute or so, it becomes clear that she is in serious distress. One of the hillbillies stares at her and asks, “Kin ya swallar?” The woman nods her head “no.” Then he says, ‘Can you breathe?’

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The woman begins to become blue and shakes her head, “No.” The hillbilly approaches the woman, removes her dress, yanks her underwear down, and quickly licks her right butt cheek with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she experiences a strong spasm, causing the impediment to fly out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly slowly returns to his table. His companion responds, ‘Ya know, I’d heard of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’, but I ain’t never saw nobody perform it!’

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