A man is at work one day when he spots his coworker sporting an earring. The guy knows his coworker is generally conservative, and he’s curious about his sudden shift in “fashion sense.” He approaches him and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.”

“Don’t make such a big deal, it’s only an earring,” he says meekly. His companion remains silent for a few moments, but his curiosity prompts him to inquire, “So, how long have you been wearing one?” “Ever since my wife found it in my truck.”