Little Johnny asked the old man for a peach…

Little Johnny was driving down a long stretch of country roadway when he came to a fruit stand. The sign above stated, “We have peaches that taste like anything and everything, guaranteed!” Johnny considered it and decided to stop. He assumed that was all nonsense. So he approached the elderly, frail man behind the stand and asked, “So, you have peaches that taste like strawberries and cream?”

The old man handed Johnny a peach, which he nibbled into. “Mmmmmm, tastes like strawberries,” he told me. “Turn it around,” the elderly man instructed.  Johnny turned it around and nibbled into it; the other side tasted like cream. Johnny paused for a second before saying, “How about steak and baked potato?” The old man behind the stand paused for a moment before presenting a fresh peach. He handed it to Johnny.

Johnny chewed into it. “Tastes like steak,” he explained. “Turn it around,” the elderly man instructed. “Wow, POTATO!” Johnny paused for about 2 minutes before saying, “O.K., old man, I bet you don’t have one that tastes like pussy!” The old man swiftly produced another peach and presented it to Johnny. Johnny took a large piece, chewed it a few times, spat it out, and said, “Man, this tastes like SHIT!!” The old man simply grinned and said, “Turn it around!”

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