Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office immediately. Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Hi, Little Johnny. I witnessed you arguing with a customer who had just left. I’ve told you before that the customer is always correct. Do you understand?

Little Johnny: Yes, sir! The customer is always correct. Boss: So, what were you disputing about with the customer? Little Johnny: He called my boss stupid and an idiot, sir! The boss said, “That foolish man.” What have you said to him? Little Johnny: I assured him he was right.