At a bus stop, I noticed a girl confidently rocking a skin-tight miniskirt. As the bus pulled up and it was her time to board, she suddenly realized that her skirt was too snug, making it impossible for her to lift her foot high enough to reach the step. With the intention of creating more room to lift her leg, she decided to unzip her skirt slightly. She was unable to reach the step.

Feeling a bit self-conscious, she decided to unzip it a little further. However, she was unable to reach the step. As she noticed her skirt zipper halfway down, she casually reached behind her and smoothly unzipped it all the way. As she attempted to step up, she quickly discovered that her leg still fell short of reaching the desired height.

Witnessing the girl’s evident embarrassment, the man positioned himself behind her and gently lifted her onto the first step of the bus. The girl spun around with anger and exclaimed, “Who do you think you are, touching me like that? We’re complete strangers!” Surprised, the man responds, “Well, ma’am, when you casually unzipped my fly three times, it seemed like we had developed a certain level of familiarity.”