I went on a date with a coworker, and I thought we got along great. When she couldn’t find her phone, I called it for her, and to my astonishment, someone in the restaurant picked up. I returned inside to grab it, and the waiter informed me that I had been saved in her contacts as “Free Food.”

Here’s another story: Strange hotel key cards began to appear in my purse many months after our wedding. My husband discovered one, accused me of infidelity, and threatened divorce. We had both signed a prenuptial agreement, which said that if any of us was caught cheating, the other would receive everything. I was astonished and disputed it, but he refused to listen.

One day, when putting his clothing in the washing machine, I realized the terrible truth: he had a handful of key cards in his pocket. He had been planting them, attempting to fabricate evidence of adultery in order to grab all for himself.