I received my permit to carry a concealed firearm yesterday. So, today I went to the local gun shop to purchase a Colt 9mm handgun for home and personal defense. When I was about to pay for the pistol and ammunition, the cashier stated, “Strip down, facing me.”

I followed her instructions, making a mental note to protest to the government about gun control extremists going amok. When the hysterical screams and alarms finally stopped. I discovered she was referring to how I should insert my credit card into the card reader!

As a senior citizen, I rarely feel irritated, but this time it took me a while to put my pants back on. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They should make their instructions to seniors more explicit. I still don’t think I looked too horrible! I just need to wear underwear more frequently.