A man was returning home from work. Unfortunately, the bus was cancelled, so he had to hire a taxi. While seated in the cab, he saw that the driver had missed a turn at an intersection. The man tapped the driver on the shoulder and said, “Sorry Sir, but…” The driver screamed “AAAAAAHHHH!” and lost control of the car, nearly hitting a bus, going up on the footpath, missing a biker, scraping a fire hydrant, and stopping only 1 foot from a department store shop window.

Everything went silent in the cab for 3 seconds before the driver slowly turned around and stated, “Look, don’t ever do that again.” You scared the living daylights out of me. The passenger apologized, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver said, “Sorry, it’s not your fault. Today marks my first day as a taxi driver. For the past 25 years, I have been driving a hearse!”