A guy decides to accompany his girlfriend on a fishing excursion. He leases out all of the equipment: reels, rods, wading suits, rowboats, cars, and even a home in the woods. He spends a fortune. The first day, they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second and third days. It continues like way until, on the last day of their trip, the girlfriend catches a fish.

They’re feeling really melancholy as they drive home. The man turns to his girlfriend and says: “Do you realize that this one lousy fish you caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?” His girlfriend responds. “Wow! It’s a good thing you didn’t catch one either!”