A guy drives his five-year-old son to school on his first day. Suddenly, the boy shouts: “Daddy! Daddy! “Look at those moo moo cows in the field.” His father says, “Hang on, you’re a big boy now; you should use adult names. “It is a cow, not a moo moo cow.” The boy remains silent for a time before abruptly shouting out, “Daddy! Daddy! “Look at those baah baah lambs in the field.”

“I told you,” the father responds. “You’re a big guy now; you should use grownup names. “It is a lamb, not a baah baah lamb.” He drops the youngster off at school and returns later to drive him home. “How did your first day go, son?” he inquired. “What did you do?” “We did some sums and we all read a story,” he said. “Oh,” remarked his father. “What was the story called?” The small kid puffed out his chest and responded proudly, “Winnie the Shit!”