“Please come over and help me,” a blonde tells her lover over the phone. “I have a difficult jigsaw puzzle that I’m not sure how to begin.” “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” asks her spouse. “It’s a rooster, based on the image on the box,” the blonde says.

Her companion decides to pay a visit and give aid with the challenge. When he arrives, she shows him the puzzle components strewn across the table. After a few minutes of inspecting the shards, he turns to face her and says, “First and foremost, we will not be able to put these parts together to make anything that even remotely resembles a rooster, no matter what we do.”

He grabs her hand and adds, “Secondly, I’d like you to unwind. Next, let us have a nice cup of tea.” He adds, “Let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box,” with a heavy sigh.