A man came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before sipping, he withdrew the olive and carefully placed it in a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and proceeded as before. After an hour, he staggered out, his martini glass full and the jar full of olives.

“Well,” exclaimed a customer, “I’ve never seen anything as peculiar as that!” The bartender said, “He used to come in all the time before he got married.” “Now he comes in once a week when his wife wants a jar of olives.”