A man was complaining to an old lady.
A difficult independent old lady used to sit on a park seat and feed the pigeons. One day, she brought an entire bun
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The Little Girl Asks Why Did You And Daddy Get A Divorce
A mother is transporting a young girl to her friend’s house for a playdate. “Mommy,” the small girl inquires, “How old are you?”
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Little Johnny asked many questions to his teacher.
This concludes the dialog window. Johnny, a seventh-grade student, frequently questioned his teacher. One day, Johnny questioned his English teacher: Why do we
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This man is run over by a car and texts his wife.
A man was hit by a car while crossing the street after leaving work for the day. He was brought to the hospital
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Carol Burnett’s 1969 sketch illustrates that age is just a number (to joke about).
Oh, the joys of getting older—our joints may creak louder than that terrible door in “Old Folks Get a Visit” from 1969’s The
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The Blonde Joke
“Please come over and help me,” a blonde tells her lover over the phone. “I have a difficult jigsaw puzzle that I’m not
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Lazy Husband Got the Worst Ending
Wife: Please help me clean up the garden, honey.Husband: Do I look like a gardener to you? Wife: “I apologize, honey. Okay, let
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A Pig Walks Into A Pub.
A pig enters a pub. He walks up to the bar and notices a strange-looking bottle boiling away, with mist coming from the
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Father Asks Daughter Why She Has Two Names For Her Pig.
A farmer brought his daughter a small potbellied pet pig. The small girl referred to it as “Stinky” when playing outside, but as
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Shopkeeper Asks Little Johnny For Real Money
Little Johnny went to the mall and hurried to a toy store to get a toy plane. He gave the store Monopoly money
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