This man is run over by a car and texts his wife. 26.05.2024Lilit Comment A man was hit by a car while crossing the street after leaving work for the day. He was brought to the hospital [...]
Carol Burnett’s 1969 sketch illustrates that age is just a number (to joke about). 25.05.202425.05.2024Lilit Comment Oh, the joys of getting older—our joints may creak louder than that terrible door in “Old Folks Get a Visit” from 1969’s The [...]
The Blonde Joke 23.05.2024Lilit Comment “Please come over and help me,” a blonde tells her lover over the phone. “I have a difficult jigsaw puzzle that I’m not [...]
Lazy Husband Got the Worst Ending 23.05.2024Lilit Comment Wife: Please help me clean up the garden, honey.Husband: Do I look like a gardener to you? Wife: “I apologize, honey. Okay, let [...]
A Pig Walks Into A Pub. 23.05.2024Lilit Comment A pig enters a pub. He walks up to the bar and notices a strange-looking bottle boiling away, with mist coming from the [...]
Father Asks Daughter Why She Has Two Names For Her Pig. 23.05.2024Lilit Comment A farmer brought his daughter a small potbellied pet pig. The small girl referred to it as “Stinky” when playing outside, but as [...]
Shopkeeper Asks Little Johnny For Real Money 22.05.2024Lilit Comment Little Johnny went to the mall and hurried to a toy store to get a toy plane. He gave the store Monopoly money [...]
Johnny Brought Home His History Test Result. 22.05.2024Lilit Comment Little Johnny brought home his history test result, which was 90.His father was overjoyed with it. His mother, Karen, couldn’t believe her kid [...]
An angel brings two statues to life and tells them to… 18.05.2024Lilit Comment Two monuments stood in the park. One depicts a naked guy, the other a naked lady. They’d been facing one other across a [...]
A man and his wife are discussing what they believe their son will be when he grows up. 18.05.2024Lilit Comment A man and his wife are discussing what they believe their son will become when he grows up. “I have an idea,” the [...]