Grandpa says to Grandma: 05.10.2024Lilit Comment Grandpa looked at Grandma with a twinkle in his eye and said, “Come on, let’s play like we did in our youth! Remember [...]
“The $450 Lesson: Wit and Wisdom at Any Age” 05.10.2024Lilit Comment At the age of 85, she decided to treat herself to a night at a luxury hotel. But the next morning, when she [...]
The old man went to buy a gun, but did not anticipate this to happen. 04.10.2024Lilit Comment I received my permit to carry a concealed firearm yesterday. So, today I went to the local gun shop to purchase a Colt [...]
The old man went to buy a gun, but never expected this to happen 03.10.2024Lilit Comment Yesterday, I got my pass to carry a gun under my clothes. I went to the nearby gun shop today to buy a [...]
I just don’t wanna go to school! 02.10.2024Lilit Comment Mom: It’s time to wake up and go to school! Son: I don’t want to go to school today. Mom: But you need [...]
Einstein sits next to a man on a long flight. 02.10.2024Lilit Comment Einstein sits next to a man during a long trip. Einstein says, “Let us play a game.” I’ll ask you a question, and [...]
A Mother’s Discomfort with Her Son’s Vocabulary… 28.09.2024Lilit Comment A tiny child is lying in bed, desperate to use the restroom. So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living [...]
Clean (old school). Joke: A guy walks into a pub and starts… 27.09.2024Lilit Comment A man enters into a pub and sits down. He begins to dial numbers on his hand, as if it were a telephone, [...]
This MIT Graduate was shocked by his perspective… 27.09.2024Lilit Comment At the conclusion of a job interview, the human resources representative asked a young engineer fresh from MIT, “And what starting salary were [...]
My Daughter Just Told Me To Cancel Her Allowance Immediately… 26.09.2024Lilit Comment As my daughter walked into the living room, she yelled, “Dad, stop giving me money right away, rent out my room, throw all [...]