This woman is shocked to find out she had twins, and her brother… 25.09.202425.09.2024Lilit Comment A Mother’s Rest After Welcoming Twins. After a few weeks, she awakens and urgently inquires of the doctor, “Where is my baby?!” The [...]
Three Kids Debate the Speed of Their Dads 25.09.2024Lilit Comment At lunch, the first boy says: “My dad is the fastest because he is a brick layer & when he drops a brick [...]
A funny joke 24.09.202424.09.2024Lilit Comment A funeral director recently asked me to play for a homeless man’s graveside service. He had no family or acquaintances, therefore the funeral [...]
An elderly man shares an amazing way to remember passwords. 24.09.2024Lilit Comment A couple of older men were venting their grievances with contemporary technologies. “I can’t seem to remember my darn passwords,” said one of [...]
The woman is impressed by Gramps’ tolerance of the boy. 23.09.2024Lilit Comment A woman in a supermarket store encounters a grandfather and his misbehaving 3-year-old grandson. It is clear to her that the grandfather is [...]
Blonde stops blind man from making a blonde joke, but he drops the punchline. 22.09.2024Lilit Comment An old blind cowboy walks into a tavern one day. He had accidentally entered an all-girl biker bar. He walks over to a [...]
The not-so-bright fishermen 22.09.2024Lilit Comment Two guys are fishing, but they have not caught anything all day. Then another fisherman passes by with a large load of fish. [...]
Family secrets are embarrassing. Kids Accidentally Told Strangers 21.09.2024Lilit Comment I teach two-year-olds and was asking the students what their parents’ names were to see if they remembered. I ask a young youngster, [...]
Funny story of the day: How my husband and I scared a taxi driver 20.09.2024Lilit Comment My husband and I were dressed and ready to enjoy a nice evening of supper and play. After being burgled in the past, [...]
Three Candidates: A Mathematician, An Accountant, and A Politician Compete for the Same Position 20.09.2024Lilit Comment A mathematician, an accountant, and a politician apply for the same position. The interviewer summons the mathematician and inquires, “What does two plus [...]