Elderly Johnny and his wife Mary were driving cross-country. While Mary was driving, the highway patrol stopped the pair. “Ma’am, did you know [...]

Grandma and Grandpa were staying with their children overnight.When Grandpa discovered a bottle of V pills in his son’s medication cabinet, he inquired [...]

A doctor was addressing a large crowd in Oxford. “The materials we put into our stomach should have destroyed most of us sitting [...]

During World War II, German soldiers rampaged through French villages, seizing food, wine, and women. In one village, everyone fled in advance except [...]

A man went to the dentist to find out how much it would cost to extract a tooth. “$100,” the dentist replied. “Oh, [...]

A blonde enters the doctor’s office and complains that her body hurts anywhere she touches it. “Impossible,” the doctor replies. “Show me.” She [...]

On a dismal Monday morning, a man calls his boss and says, “I’m so sorry, boss, but I’m down with something dreadful. I [...]

A naked woman gets into a cab. The taxi driver stares at her, scanning her from top to bottom. The woman is outraged [...]

A group of students is taking their end-of-year exams. The old beady-eyed moderator in charge of the classroom peered at the clock at [...]

The pastor went to the dentist to get a set of fake teeth. He barely preached for eight minutes on the first Sunday [...]